Cycling to work
Mood:  smelly
Topic: Bikes

ALEX: "I've been riding my bike to work all week."

NATHAN: "Well good on you; doing your bit for the environment and keeping you fit."

ALEX: "Plus I save around £42 a month in fuel."

NATHAN: "Wow, £42?  That's not to be sniffed at."

ALEX: "Neither is my crotch after all that cycling."